States/Canada/French Canada is the Only Canada Tour 2009

Blogs - I usually only associate blogs these days with downloading music not people writing shit... So I'm going to keep this like "Gossip Girl blast" / Miley Cyrus twitter whore short and sweet... Woop Woop...

4:50am - Worst night sleep evah... Been awake for hours... Alarm goes off... I almost fall back asleep.

5:20am - we catch a cab to "Canberra International Airport" - cab driver friendly - there's a first. We also confirm that we are getting Premium Economy seats from Melb to LAX. High five.

5:45am - we head inside the Qantas Club - which is full of Rivers Clearance Store Models (which is an insult not a complement). Maybe there was a River Store convention in town? We soon find out it is a bunch of Defence dickheads who all seem to have shares in the Rivers Clearance Store at DFO. Anna Wintour would be rolling around in her grave if she were dead.

6:20am - we get near business class seats. Neoice leg room. High five.

7:30am - land in Melbourne. We are going the scenic way to LAX. Urgh!

7:45am - go thru the cluster-f### that is Melbourne International Security where there are lots of random old grannies who have difficulty understanding the concept of a metal detector and removing all metalic items...

8am - Qantas Club @ Melbourne. Swish. No natural light. Rivers Clearance Store guys keep getting bounced from getting in (attempting to get in with a Qantas Premium FF card and a Singapore Airlines ticket)... High five...

Spotted - "A" attempting to upgrade our LAX-JFK tickets to premium economy @ the Qantas Club. If you want those Premium Economy seats - it looks like u need to move up to the big league of Gold FF status "A". Until next time XO XO Gossip Girl.